Tabloid blues

I love grocery shopping. For some reason, my thoughts are always really clear when I'm there getting what we need for the house. But there's one part of the experience that I hate: the barrage of tabloids at the checkout line. It's hard not to look at them, because they surround me.

I wonder what celebrities read when they're waiting to buy groceries. I imagine tabloid and celebrity magazines are pretty ho-hum to the people in them. The gossip and factoids have to be a lot less interesting. So do they just stare at the gum?