I just can't help but note visual oddities when I'm walking around campus.
Oddity #1: A 20-something man with his girlfriend at the Storyville tshirt shop. Nothing unusual, except that he's wearing a shirt that says "Mom likes me best." Unless that phrase is on a onesie, it's really unsettling. Does not bode well for the relationship unless that girl is really into videotaping him at the park and cutting his dinner into safe, bite-sized pieces.
Oddity #2: School spirit is no surprise at my university, but this girl looked like the idea of school spirit had eked out of someone's mind and started a life of its own. There she strolled through the quad in a horribly bright yellow sundress, fuzzy Tiger slippers, and offensively large purple jewelry. They looked like jumbo bath beads. Plus I think there was a fuzzy purple headband in her pixie cut. I pricked my finger just to make sure my blood is still red. Despite 3 years here, it is.
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